🔥🔥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🚨 VIVO JUST DUNKED ON APPLE WITH A $1,400 VISION PRO CLONE THAT WEIGHS LESS THAN A CINDER BLOCK! 💪💰😱 🌌 Apple’s Vision Pro: *3,400 bones* for that sweet, sweet neck strain and ocular workout? 💀👀 Tim Cook, bless his soul, is in denial like "Hey, it's for niche folks!" Bro, it’s just a fancy paperweight at this point. This is fine. 🙃 But hold up—Vivo, the squad known for giving zero fricks, swoops in with their clone weighing in at a svelte *398g*. 💪✨ That’s like shedding 200g of dead weight, or, as I call it, #StonksInTheWeightsRoom! 📉💀 (Sorry, Tim!) Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Our prototype feels lighter than my life choices.” 👩‍💻 Designer: “Lemme guess, you’re wearing an Apple headset while developing this?” 👨‍💻 Dev: “N-no cap, it was a horror show.” 🥴 So, the real questions are: will Vivo come for Apple's throne, or will they just make TikToks about being "inspired"? 🚀 🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 2025, you won't need a headset—just slap on a VR sticker and activate your conspiracy theory mode! Trust me, it's gonna be WILD! 🤡💥