🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Vitalik Buterin vs. Sam Altman in a showdown for the ages! 💥🚨 So here we have Vitalik, the Ethereum God, throwing some serious shade at Sam Altman's cool-kid think tank called "World." 🤔🌍 Apparently, Sam’s digital ID vibe is giving off some major "privacy? never heard of her" energy. 💀👀 Vitalik's over here like, “Uh, do we even know what happens when you throw everyone's identity onto the blockchain?!” 🔒❌ *Leaked Developer Chat:* Vitalik: "Yo, Sam, you trying to turn us into data piñatas?!" 🎉 Sam: "Chill bro, it's just a harmless experiment! *cue nervous laughter* 😂💩" But seriously, this is like if your grandma asked you to teach her how to use TikTok and then immediately went to post her banking info! 🥴📱 And let’s be real, blending decentralized tech with ID is like mixing oil and water – or your dad’s old pickup with a Tesla. 🚗⚡️ 🚀🔥 So here’s my wild prediction: if this project flops harder than my last Tinder date, we might see a revolution of decentralized identities pop up, led by a bunch of cats with laptops. 😼💻 So buckle up, fam. It’s about to get HEAVY! Stonks to privacy, am I right? 💰🚀 #ThisIsFine #Cringe #Based