🚨💸 Hold onto your spreadsheets, fam! A wild €19bn Norwegian tech monster called Visma just flexed its muscles by choosing London for its IPO! 🇬🇧💪 I mean, can we get a *FINALLY* for the UK stock market? It’s like the last kid picked in gym class but with more spreadsheets and fewer muscles, no cap. 🤡💀 Visma, the company that makes accounting and payroll software *because adulting is hard*, was chilling at a cozy £380mn valuation back in 2006 (🤑) before exploding into a tech Goliath! Now they’re like, "Amsterdam? Nah, that’s so last season." 👀🛥️ But hold up! Before we start throwing confetti, someone remind Downing Street that promising reforms is like saying “this is fine” when your house is on fire 🔥🔥. (Remember folks, UK stock market = this is fine meme). One anonymous developer was overheard saying, “We’re moving to London because we heard they give away free tea and crumpets with every IPO! 🫖” So, mark your calendars for the stocks that might actually *gain* value, fam. Here’s my hot take: 🚀 In 2030, Visma will unveil a “Virtual HR Assistant” that does all your adulting for you. No more spreadsheets, just vibes. 🥳💻 HOLDERS WILL BE RICH!💰💰 Share this chaos with your cringe-less friends!