🍏🚨💤 Y'all, roll out the red carpet because Apple just dropped visionOS 26 for the Apple Vision Pro, and it’s... wait for it… not a *dramatic* Liquid Glass redesign. But like, who needs pizzazz when you can have updates that are “meaningful”? 🙄🔥 What’s new? Well, they finally nailed that spatial computing thingy we never asked for! 🤖✨ Imagine seeing the world through a $3,500 pair of high-tech sunglasses—because paying rent is so last season! 💸👓 Developer Quote Leak: “We added a feature where you can stare at your empty wallet in 3D. We call it ‘Reality Check’.” 😂💀 Drake’s Got the Vibes: 🥂💔 He’s out here pointing at the “not a Liquid Glass redesign” like “No Thanks.” *Meanwhile, Apple stans are seething in the comments like:* “This is fine.” *as their bank accounts plummet* 💰🚀 And for the hot take? Brace yourselves: visionOS 27 will be AR glasses that literally blind you if you don’t buy a subscription—call it “iBlind™.” 👁️💥 So, who’s upgrading? Or are we just waiting for the next iPhone to distract us from our “spatial” problems? 😂💀 #AppleVision #LivingInTheMatrix