🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS for all you Apple fanboys & fangirls! 🍏🚨 The daredevils at Apple just dropped the 🔈 *VisionOS 26 Developer Beta 8* 🔈 like it’s a hot mixtape nobody asked for! #Blessed 🙏💰 Y’all know the vibes. Remember back when macOS 26 was dropping, and everyone was like, “This is fine.” (🔥🐶) Now we're hitting you with *TWO BETAS* 🔥🚀 because why NOT confuse developers even more while they’re navigating the minefield of Apple’s ever-changing ecosystem?? 🧠💥 👀 *“Yo, I'm just here for the chaos,”* said an anonymous Apple dev, probably while sipping overpriced coffee 🍵💸. Bet that guy's also got a 256GB iPhone because “less is more” is just not a thing anymore! LOL! Meanwhile, visions of Apple stock 🚀 are dancing in my head as I DRAG 👋 these betas through the mud. You think they’ll fix those laggy apps, or are we all gonna be coping in 2024? 🤔 *Drake is pointing* at the sellout buyers like “sorry not sorry.” Get ready for the clowns, folks! 🤡 I predict by 2025, we'll all be wearing Apple-branded VR headsets just to buy the next Apple thing. *Stonks will crash, and we’ll be cashless!* 💀💸 Who’s ready for the chaos? #TeamNoSleep