🚨📉 Apple’s Vision Air: Coming SOONER than your next existential crisis! 🤡💀 Hey fam, so it looks like Apple’s latest hype train—the Vision Air (aka that “cheaper” sibling nobody asked for) 🚂💨—might just be loading up for a one-way trip to the Cancellation Station! 🚫✈️ I mean, we were all ready to clown on Apple with our VR headsets while doing TikTok dances, but now they're shifting gears faster than your Aunt Karen at a wedding buffet! 🍽️😂 Reports say we might see this bad boy drop somewhere between 2025 to “Maybe in your dreams, buddy.” 😵‍💫🛌 But hold up! Now it’s good ol’ Apple Glasses hogging the limelight like that annoying friend at a party. 🤦‍♂️ “Leaked dev quote”: “Why make a cheaper version when we can just keep making people *stun* at exorbitant prices?” 💰💸 Honestly, the Vision Air is going to be released *only* after you’ve lost all hope! No cap! In the meantime, enjoy Googling “what if Apple just made normal glasses?” while juggling your disappointment. 🤯🔥 Hot take alert: Apple's next release will actually be an AR-enabled hoodie that shows your bank account draining live while you pine over the Vision Air. 🚀😱 #sippin’thatapplejuice 🍏💧