🚨💳BREAKING: Visa's AI is about to invade your shopping apps like a TikTok trend nobody asked for! 🚀💰 So, like, Visa just dropped a new feature called Visa Intelligent Commerce, and it’s as spicy as the last wing challenge you skipped out on. 🍗🔥 Imagine AI shopping assistants that can literally read your mind and optimize your spending like, "Why are you buying *another* pair of socks?" 🧦 (We all know you're doing it for the meme, no cap.) In a shocking twist—hold the phone—Visa’s expanding accessibility! 🙌 Get ready for a world where your shopping cart is filled with “I need it” items instead of “I’ll probably use this in 2025.” *deep sigh* 🙄😩 🗣️ "Honestly, if I have to use one more app to tell me that I need a self-stirring pot, I might just explode," said one "developer" we totally didn't make up. 💀💭 *Drake pointing meme*: “Me, buying some overpriced coffee on an app powered by AI that thinks I'm too broke to eat lunch.” 😅 🔥Here’s the HOT TAKE: Get ready for Visa to secretly weaponize your spending habits so you end up bracing your wallet whenever you hear "suggested purchase." This is fine! *flames engulfing a cartoon dog* 🐶🔥 Send help, and maybe a sponsorship deal. 👀🤖