🎉🚀 BOOM! We just hit peak storage euphoria, folks! 📊💰 Forget overpriced avocado toast; John Colgrove just became a BILLY-ON-AIR thanks to AI chugging data like it’s at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 🤡🍽️ #StonksGoingToTheMoon Pure Storage out here flexin' harder than your buddy with a new gaming rig, pulling the *ultimate* glow-up from $0 to a sizzling $30B market cap! 💥💸 To put that in perspective: it’s the equivalent of a toddler turning into a millionaire overnight because they stashed all the snacks and sold them at a markup. 🔥💰 Leaked Developer Quote: “We really just thought about what would happen if data storage got into a drinking contest with AI. Spoiler: AI won, and now *we're rich*!” 🤖🍻💀 Now, let's talk about how the only thing making waves bigger than Pure Storage's stock is the sheer cringe of those people still buying floppy disks. Drake is literally pointing and saying “no thanks” right now. 🥴🚫 🔥🔥 Guess what? My SCORCHING hot take is that by 2025, Pure Storage will start *renting* out data space like it's Airbnb. “Oops, sorry, you don't have enough stonks to book a night.” 📅👀 Mark my words—invest in them or be left in the cringe dust! Share this and let the chaos ensue! 🤪💥