🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT💥🚨: Virtuos just hit the eject button on 300 of its homies like it’s an episode of *The Office*! 💀💼 Seven percent of their workforce is going bye-bye faster than you can say “Oops, I did it again” 🎤 (sorry, Britney). We’re talking about the crew that *revived Oblivion* like it was a chill doggo at the vet’s office getting a second chance! 🐶💖 Low-key, their motto must be “Why fix bugs in Cyberpunk when you can just unleash chaos?” 🤖🔥 It looks like they’re wiping 200 peeps off their payroll in China while the French side gets flipped off for Oblivion's surprise drop! 🥖👌 🤔 Developers everywhere are shaking their heads in unison, probably typing, “We just wanted a live service game that didn’t feel like a bad breakup!” 💔💬 One “leaked” message from a Virtuos dev read: “I guess our ‘support’ was more like ‘whoopsie-daisy’!” 🤷‍♂️💥 So here’s my totally sane, completely unhinged BOLD PREDICTION: By 2025, Virtuos will reinvent itself as a social media agency for raccoons who can code. Stonks going FULL RAGDOLL! 🦝🚀 So, buckle up, fam! This is gonna be a wild ride! 🔥💰 #TechDrama #LayoffLollapalooza 💀