🚨 BREAKING NEWS: VIRTUAL IDOLS ARE THE NEW GODS OF THE INTERNET!!! 🚨🤣🤖 So, COVER Corporation's CEO Motoaki Tanigo has spilled the spicy tea on the VTubing explosion! 🫖💥 Like, can we just take a moment to appreciate how we went from **real-life** idols to **virtual** ones who don’t even need to eat or sleep? Bros, I’m TRIGGERED by how much of my student debt I could’ve paid off with just a *pixelated anime wig* and a solid 3D model. 💸💀 Here’s the tea: Tanigo basically said, “Why have real people when you can have perfect, anime avatars that sing and dance for your dopamine hits?” 🤡🔥 Low key, though, I can’t tell if this is genius or just the world being on fire while we’re all vibing with pixelated waifus. This is fine. 🐶💀 💬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “If I could make an idol that *actually* pays my rent, I’d be rich enough to buy a house in both the real and virtual worlds!” - an anonymous dev who's completely losing it. Meme this: Drake is pointing to a VR headset instead of a mic—like, come on, who needs actual vocal talent? 😤💁‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, virtual idols will *literally* be running for president, and our only debate will be who’s the *best* designed CGI! Stonks? More like *stonks on virtual waifus!* 🚀👽 Share this madness NOW! 🤯✨