🔥🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT: Virginia vs. Social Media Showdown! 🚨🔥 So, peep this: NetChoice, aka the self-proclaimed champions of keeping the tweens on TikTok, just spilled some serious tea ☕. They’re throwing down the legal gauntlet against Virginia's new “One Hour for Gen Z” law. 😱✨ Virginia Governor Youngkin, probably channeling his inner dad, decided kids were spending WAY too much time scrolling through memes of cats doing backflips. I mean, can you blame him? 🤡💀 NetChoice is like, “Yo, that ain’t it, Chief” 🤷‍♂️, claiming this law is a direct attack on FREE SPEECH. Are they really scared a bunch of Gen Z kids are gonna start marinating in deep thoughts while doomscrolling, though? 🤔💭 “Sorry, son, time's up! You’ve hit the limit on scrolling and now must reconnect with reality!” This is fine. 😂🔥 Insiders suggest they might have a secret weapon: “Just tell them their favorite influencer liked their selfie and they can have 5 extra minutes — no cap!” 🙌💰 But here’s the kicker 🤯— while this lawsuit plays out, your local high schoolers are going to revolutionize Snapchat into a black-market trading platform. You heard it here first: stonks will go up when kids start charging for those coveted extra minutes. Prediction: By 2026, we’ll all be living in a dystopian future where kids trade “Follow-for-Follow” coupons while employers demand social media ‘screen time’ resumes. Get ready for the apocalypse, fam. 🤖🚀💥