🔥🥱 *TechCrunch Disrupt 2025* is basically the tech world's version of watching paint dry! But wait, *Vinod Khosla* just snagged the mic 🎤 and it’s more chaotic than a cat meme on TikTok! So this dude, founder of Khosla Ventures (aka the Yoda of startups, but instead of a lightsaber, he wields a donut 🍩), is dropping some *knowledge bombs* about AI, climate change, and how to not turn your startup into a dumpster fire 🔥. Think of him as the wise old wizard telling you to stop dragging your project through the mud like it’s your ex’s drama! One leaked quote from a *totally real* developer goes: "Vinod said, 'AI is like a toddler with a chainsaw—handle with care or you'll regret it!'”. Yikes! 😱 Imagine if toddlers could code... *insert Drake meme of 'hotline bling' dancing away from that idea*. And listen up, fam, if you’re not building a startup that can tackle climate change while using AI to order tacos, are you even trying? No cap! 🤖🌮 🚀 Here’s the kicker: in 2026, Khosla will unveil a SaaS tool that auto-makes your startup pitched in a TikTok format, guaranteeing virality or your money back. Mark my words! 💰🔥😤 #FutureIsMeme