🎉🚨 HOLD UP! Did someone say "Vimeo is back on Apple TV"? 😱💥 Yup, you heard that right, fam! After ghosting us harder than our high school crushes 💔, Vimeo decided to return to the Apple TV fam with a shiny new app built from the ground up. Like, did they hire Bob the Builder or what? 🏗️👷‍♂️ 💬 Leaked quote from the dev team: “We just wanted to make sure our app didn’t look like it was coded in 2005, no cap.” Bruh, it’s 2023 - we’re not living in a time warp! 🚀💀 They say it’s a “brand-new experience” which basically translates to “We slapped some fresh paint on it and hope you forget about the last dumpster fire.” 🔥🗑️ So now you can binge-watch cat videos in 4K without losing your will to live! 😹✨ 🤑 But wait, there’s more! The Apple folks are probably shaking in their boots 💰 because Vimeo’s comeback might just turn them into the “Netflix for smug hipsters.” Be like Drake and point away from the cringe - because nothing says “I’m a serious filmmaker” like open-mic night performances streamed from your mom’s basement. 😂🎤 🔥🔥 *Hot take incoming!* In 5 years, Vimeo could sponsor an indie film festival... or just become a hipster-themed meme account. Either way, stonks! 📈💸 Share this and let’s manifest that chaos! 💥🚀