๐จ๐ฅ VILE: Exhumed comes back from the dead like your ex during a breakup ๐๐ Itโs free now fam, W!!!๐๐
๐ฎ๐ Yโall, grab your virtual pitchforks because **VILE: Exhumed** is back, baby! ๐ This game went from โbanned on Steamโ to โhey, download it for the low price of FREEโ like itโs trying to qualify for the Olympics of chaos! ๐ฅ๐ ๐ Our queen, Cara Cadaver, was like โNah, you ainโt keeping me down, Valve!โ and dropped that game like it's hot ๐ฅ. Now you can snag it for FREE as shareware, donating your lunch money to support the solo dev instead of making Jeff Bezos 10 dollars richer. STONKS! ๐ฐ๐ (Disclaimer: No stonks were harmed in the making of this game). But waitโthere's more! ๐ 50% of the donations go to helping families and refugees at a Toronto charity. Talk about leveling up IRL! This is the ultimate glow-up! ๐โจ Meanwhile, Steam and Itch.io are sweating bullets over payment processor pressure like itโs the end of the world, and guess what? Theyโre deleting adult content faster than my dignity at a 3-day coding bootcamp. ๐คก Leaked quote from a dev: "Steam said the game was too spicy for their taste... like, fr fr? It's just pixels!" ๐๐ So whatโs next? I'm calling it: VR gaming will turn into therapy sessions and weโll all be screaming into the void about our unfinished projects. ๐ค๐ฅ #GameOn
