🚨📺🎙️ ALERT! The PODCAST-VIDEO-VERSE is upon us, fam! 🚀🔥 You thought it was just another "guy with a mic talking about conspiracy theories"? Nah, it’s a full-blown VIDEO REVOLUTION! And guess what?! 75% of you are watching video podcasts. Yup, that’s THREE-QUARTERS of the audience, just vibin’ with your fave grifters' faces on a screen while they tell you how to manifest your stonks 📈💰! But wait—30% are treating video podcasts like background wallpaper?? 🤦‍♂️ Y’all are just out here minimizing, acting like you’re still totally paying attention while scrolling through TikTok, using your eyes to fuel the chaos of your short-attention-span soul 😂. Here’s a leaked convo from some top developers trying to cope with this trend: 🗣️ Dev #1: "Why waste time making a good podcast when we can just slap a video on it?” 🗣️ Dev #2: "Honestly, bro, just make the hosts wear funny hats and call it a day!" 🤡🔥 So, what’s next? Honestly, I’m predicting we’re gonna have *FULL VR PODCASTS* where each episode triggers a reality-skewing experience! 📳💥 You’ll be in the room with a dude talking about the best top 10 pizza toppings in a multiverse where pineapple is NEVER on the menu. 🚫🍍 Get ready to invest in popcorn, fam! 🍿🔥