🎮🚨 **WELCOME TO THE LAND OF CHAOS: VIDEO GAME WEEKLY** 🚨🎮 Yo fam, it's your homegirl Jess Conditt here, serving up piping hot takes like a gamer mom on a Friday night! 🤪 Did you hear about the latest in GameStop USA? Every time the industry gets all jacked up like a level 99 character, it mysteriously shrinks faster than your interest in last year's AAA releases. 🤯💔 So basically, in a plot twist we all saw coming from a mile away 🏎️💨, Phil Spencer 🎤 dropped the wildest quote ever: “The best way to ensure no more layoffs is to have more layoffs!” 💀🔥 Fellas, that's like saying "Hey, let's lose weight by eating cake!" 🍰🙅‍♂️ The only thing inflating are the stonks, and even those are looking more deflated than my hopes for the next Fallout game. 🤷‍♂️💰 **Imaginary convo I had with Phil:** Me: "Phil, why layoffs?" Phil: "Because capitalism, bro!" 😬 Meanwhile, the whole gaming world is like “This is fine” while the sparks fly! 🔥🧯 Keep your controllers close and your wallets closer, because in 2024, the gaming industry is set to grow smaller than a 2D sprite! 🤔🤖 **Hot take:** I predict the only game left available will be Monopoly: Layoff Edition! Get ready to roll the dice on your job security! 🎲💼 #GamingCrisis #RIPGamingIndustry #SendHelp