🚨🎮 BREAKING: Who's Shoving All These Videos in My Games?! 🤡💀 Welcome BACK, fellow gamers and meme connoisseurs! It's your girl Jess, and it's MONDAY, which means it's time to dissect the latest video game shenanigans like we're all in a digital “This is Fine” meme 🔥. So let’s talk about *Death Stranding 2*—or should I say *Death Boring*? 🤔💤 ALERT: “Fr fr” if I see one more glowing review that says, “Just skip the cutscenes!” I’m gonna lose it! 😵‍💫 At what point do we all collectively say, “Yo, maybe 10 hours of watching Norman Reedus deliver packages ISN'T gaming but rather a cinematic snoozer?” 🤷‍♀️ Imagine this: 🎬 “Hey, Hideo, at what point do we stop pretending this is a game and just start handing out popcorn?” 🍿 😂 Leaked dev quote: “We're aiming for *art*, my dude!” *Insert galaxy brain meme here* 🌌 In other news, if the industry keeps pushing these glorified movies, I predict a future where *Mario Kart* becomes a behemoth Netflix series—all driving, no racing! 🚗💨💀 So, smash that share button, and let's spread the cringe faster than NFTs can crash! We’re going full chaos, fam! 🔥💰💀