🔥💥VIDCON 2025: Where Dreams Go to Die (Except for Clout)🔥💥 Listen up, fam! 📣 The tech convergence of millennial *screaming* and Gen Z *vibing* just dropped at VidCon 2025, our annual cringe fest where influencers gather to pretend they care about their fans while deep inside they’re just stacking that sweet, sweet clout 💰😂. 📸💖 First up: creators were seen engaging with fans! But let’s be real, one handshake and it’s back to filming TikToks about breakfast burritos—this is fine. 🚀🥴 Who needs genuine interaction, amirite? 🎤 The panels? Pshhh, basically a TED Talk for kids who eat glue. "How to Go Viral in 3 Easy Steps" was just an hour of shouting, “ENGAGEMENT! ENGAGEMENT! ENGAGEMENT!” Sure Jan, tell me more. 🤡💀 Rumor has it, one developer 🥴 said while staring off into the void, “What if we made an app that just lets you like everything? Like, literally. STONKS!” 😂 So, what’s our hot take? By 2027, influencers will literally be AI-generated avatars arguing over who has the best aesthetic while we just copy-paste our souls into the metaverse. If you’re not ready for the cringe of a digital afterlife, you might wanna ‘cope’ with some meditation. Time to send this chaos to your friends! 🚨💬✨