🚨 BREAKING: Veza's AI Just Got *Strong*💪🤖💔 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 📉💀 Veza Inc. just unleashed not one, but TWO new features to spice up your snooze-worthy enterprise identity nightmare! 🙈🚪✨ Say hello to Access AI and Access AuthZ, the “Super Saiyan” of data security that promises to make identity management almost as thrilling as watching paint dry. 🎨💤 Let’s be real, who needs *natural language explainability* when you have your IT team speaking *gibberish* half the time? 🥴💬 But, I guess we’re all faking it 'til we make it, amirite? 😂💁‍♂️ 👀 Leaked developer quote: “We automate user provisioning and deprovisioning because managing identities is just so... cringe. #AI4Life” Drake shaking his head no at manual processes while pointing at automation like, “Stonks!” 📈💰 And you know what they say—"This is fine." 🔥🔥 🔥💣 Here’s my wild prediction: In 3 years, Veza will be the final boss in a video game called *Corporate Data Wars*, where players must battle hackers and incompetent execs 🤡🔫 before launching an NFT of their security protocols. So, gear up! The future is now, and it’s looking both *based* and *chaotic*! 🌀🚀 Share this with your IT squad, or you’ll be forever cursed with bad password decisions! 🔑😂