🚨 BREAKING 🚨: Verizon and Google are teaming up like Batman and Robin, but instead of saving Gotham, they're just trying to save your Wi-Fi connection. 💔💩 In this epic collab, Verizon is throwing its customer service team to the virtual wolves and letting Google Gemini's AI take the wheel. That’s right, folks — forget talking to a human (who needs empathy, right? 😅), you’ll now have an AI dealing with your “My internet is down” cries for help. 🤖💻 One Verizon bigwig (we’ll just call him "Bud" for the sake of it) was overheard saying, "Honestly, this AI is like THE G.O.A.T. It doesn’t get emotionally drained after hearing ‘Can I speak to a manager?’ a hundred times. 🙏🔥" Truly a revolutionary take, Bud. 👏 Hold up, is this just a sneaky way for Verizon to pretend they’re working on customer service while we all keep seething in our “this is fine” memes? 🤨💀 So, will Gemini solve all your problems? More like it's going to *generate* new ones! Stonks up for AI, but customer support down 1000%. 📉 🔥 Hot take alert! In three years, we’ll all just be yelling at our smart fridges because Google AI decided that “milk” meant “cursed sandwich.” 😱🥪 What’s next, an AI to argue with? BLESS UP! 📞💰🚀 #TechChaos #Verizon #GoogleGemini #MemeLife