🚨💥 BREAKING: Verizon's Customer Service Is DITCHING The Humans?! 🤯🤖💔 Hold onto your flip phones, fam! Verizon just dropped an “AI overhaul” that promises to make your customer service experience less like a horror movie and more like a day at Disney! 🎢✨ That's right, they’re aiming for that sweet ONE call magic! You know, the kind that doesn’t make you want to pull your hair out while listening to “hold” music for an eternity. 🔊😱 But fr fr, let’s be real. Did they finally crack the code to customer service or are we about to be ghosted by an algorithm? Debugging woes: “Oops, looks like our chatbot took a nap instead of resolving your issue!” 😴🛠️ Like, why not just put a bearded hipster on a spinning wheel and tell it to drink kombucha until your issue is fixed? 🧠💥 Leaked dev convo: **Verizon Dev 1:** “What if we just empower AI to fix problems?” **Verizon Dev 2:** “Or we let customers just seethe in silence for eternity?” Cue the galaxy brain memes! 🧠✨ So will this be Verizon finally stepping into the future, or just more cringe? 😬💀 You know they’ll charge you extra for “consulting with AI specialists” too. Stonks? More like stonked back into the stone age! Hot take: This'll either save your sanity or plunge you into an endless void of frustration. Buckle up! 🚀🔥