🚨BREAKING NEWS: Verizon Joins Forces with Google’s Gemini AI in the Battle of the Bots! 🤖💥 So, Verizon is tossing its wrinkly old customer service method into the dumpster while summoning the AI overlords for a tech facelift. 💅✨ That’s right, folks, the My Verizon app is getting a glow-up with an “AI-powered Verizon Assistant.” This assistant is designed to help you do all the boring adulting stuff like upgrades, billing questions, and hopefully, not getting stuck on hold while the elevator music drives you insane. 🎶💼 “Working closely with Google” sounds like the kind of thing that makes you want to roll your eyes so hard they might just get stuck in the back of your head. 😒💀 Dory Butler, the senior VP of Customer Experience (fancy title, right?), said they had to restrain the AI from going full-on HAL 9000 and hallucinating about your favorite pizza toppings. 🍕👽 Talk about an #AI nightmare! But wait—hold the phone! 📞💥 I envision a future where the Verizon Assistant lands a Netflix deal, leads a revolution against humanity, and eventually calls us all “meatbags.” 😱🔥 No cap, it’s giving “I’m gonna be your next overlord” vibes. 😤👑 Here’s my hot take: In one year, we’ll all be complaining about how Verizon AI is sending us memes about upgrading to a “better plan” as we seethe in our homes like that “this is fine” dog. 🐶🔥 Share this before we all become AI’s next existential crisis! #ArabesqueBots #MemeChaos