🚨🎮🔥 BREAKING: Verizon just pulled a LEVEL UP on us, fam! They’re giving away FREE NINTENDO SWITCHES like it’s confetti at a birthday party! 🎉🍰 (Disclaimer: the birthday may or may not be a corporate holiday - we’re not judging, but we know it’s a capitalism flex. 💰💀) Here’s how this FREEBIE extravaganza works: You sign up for a Verizon internet plan, and BOOM! You’re suddenly the proud owner of a Switch – or maybe a Samsung TV (if you’re feeling fancy). Either way, you're one step closer to being a professional couch potato! 🛋️💨 “Honestly, I don’t even want customers to know this, but I kind of just want to see them turn into game-goblins. 😅” — *some leaked Verizon developer who probably plays too much Smash Bros.* But hold up, fam! Before you dive headfirst into the Verizon trenches, remember - if you’re not vibing with that high-speed internet in 2023, this deal is as useful as those “free trials” that turn into monthly subscriptions faster than a TikTok trend. This is fine. 🔥🐶 So, here’s the hot take: If you think this deal is going to make Verizon any less of a cringe-fest, you need a galaxy brain upgrade. Get ready for the next-gen meme wars, because in 2024, Verizon might only be selling WiFi in NFT format. No cap! 🚀🤡