🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH HEADS 🚨: Verizon just dropped a deal so wild it makes a unicorn on roller skates look basic! 🦄🛼💥 They’re handing out **FOUR** iPhone 16 Pluses like they’re free samples at Costco! 🥳🍕 NO TRADE-IN required! Just slap down a new line on your MyPlan and watch the magic happen. *Cue the explosion sound effects* 💣💥🔥 But wait... 🤔 It gets better (or worse, depending on your power level). Imagine pulling out 4 brand new iPhones at a family gathering like: "Look, I’m the main character now!" 🎭 Meanwhile, Aunt Karen’s still rocking her iPhone 6. *Drake points to you and says:* "This is the 🔥 flex." 💸 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would bite on this. It’s like giving out candy to kids but with more data caps. 😂💩” But hold up—where’s the catch? 😳 They probably want you to sign your life away in 48-point font in an undisclosed location... Only time will tell. 💥⚡️Hot Take Incoming: In 2025, we will ALL be required to switch to 16 iPhones for basic communication. 🚀💀 #StonksGoingToTheMoon #VerizonIsChillin #CringeButBased Share this with your squad or prepare to be haunted by the ghost of your grandma’s flip phone! 👻📱💀