🚨🛑 HOLD THE (fitness) PHONE! 🛑🚨 Are you ready for the "Battle of the Garmin Bad Boys"? 💪🤖 It's the Venu X1 vs. Venu 3, and let me tell you, it's less "Epic Showdown" and more "Cringe Comp" 💀🤡. So here’s the tea: Garmin fam, if you’re sitting pretty with your Venu 3, you might wanna *snooze* on that upgrade to the X1 like it’s 8 AM on a Monday. ⏰💤 Why? A major downgrade AND a price tag that'll make you choke on your protein shake 💰💀. Like, c’mon Garmin, are we buying smartwatches or a yacht? 🚤💸 👀💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We put the 'X' in X1 for Xtra bad marketing decisions. Just trust us!" 😂💩 But yo, if you’re vibing with the thought of Venu 4 dropping soon, it’s time to wait. No cap, it's like waiting for the next iPhone but somehow cringier. Drake clapping back at the X1? Yes please! 👀👋 🔥💥 Unhinged Prediction: The Venu 4 will have a feature where it can literally slap users when they don’t hit their step goals! Get ready to get slapped into shape! 💢🛑🚀💪