🎉🔥 OMG, it's the Garmin Venu X1! The watch that’s *literally* making tech enthusiasts seethe and casuals run away faster than a kid at the dentist! 😱💸 Listen up, fam! This bad boy might be priced like a Gucci belt but comes with the charm of an expired coupon. 😂💀 What the developers are sipping on over there at Garmin is giving me "this is fine" vibes while the house burns down 🔥🏠. Apparently, they thought, “Let’s make a device that only hardcore fans will want #Stonks” 🤪💰. Lot of questions, not a lot of answers! Who's the target audience for this wrist prison, you ask? Probably the dude doing calf raises in a TikTok gym video—y'know, the one whose biceps are on steroids but brain is on dial-up 🧠🔄. 💬 Leaked Garmin Developer: "We wanted to appeal to everyone...so we did the exact opposite! 🤡" Drake waving goodbye to casual users and wishing hardcore fans "good luck!" 🙌😤 But here’s the kicker—this *thing* might just be the next “hot seller” for ultra-marathoners who need a watch that can withstand the inevitable pain of being constantly broke from buying overpriced tech. 🤖🔥 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all just wear smart rings because Garmin decided our wrists are “soooo last season.” 🤯💍💥 #FutureTechOrNah