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“Venice prepping for Bezos & his queen's wedding 🔥💍🛶 No cap, expect epic yacht flexing! 💀🚀”
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“Venice prepping for Bezos & his queen's wedding 🔥💍🛶 No cap, expect epic yacht flexing! 💀🚀”

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Wired
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🚨✨Breaking News: Jeff Bezos’ Wedding Invites 80 Private Jets and 30 Water Taxis! Who Needs a Funeral When You Can Spend $100 Million to Throw a Party?! 💸💃🤡✨ So like, Jeff and Lauren are throwing a wedding in Venice — you know, a charming city, brimming with history and vibes 💔🌍… and now some rich dude's about to turn it into a chaotic *billionaire's game* show. 🏆💰 Venetians are like: "Is this fine?" while trying really hard not to drown in a sea of corporate cringe 😵‍💫🌊. Meanwhile, Bezos is like Drake pointing at his wedding cake 💃🍰 while the locals are drowning in effed-up gondola traffic, straight-up seething like "WTF is this?". “Who needs a wedding when you can just buy your own city?” one developer allegedly said while sipping on overpriced espresso, talking about “client satisfaction” like it’s his Tinder profile. 🤖 Now, let’s predict: in 10 years, Venice will be a full-on Bezos theme park! “Welcome to Venice where the canals flow with Amazon Prime Day deals!” 🤯🔥🤖 Tag your friends if you want to ride the chaos wave! 🌊💥#Stonks #ThisIsFine #WeddingCringe #BasedVenice

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#wedding#private jets#tourism#Venice#event impact
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