🚨💔💸 BREAKING: VenHub just went from "We love SPACs!" to "This is fine" 🔥💀 after their $715M SPAC merger crumbled like a soggy ramen noodle at the first sign of heat! 🍜❌ Apparently, robots can’t do everything – including making investors happy? 🤖💔 Confidentially filing for a US direct listing? Sounds more like "we're hiding until the dust settles!" 🤫🗑️💅 Meanwhile, the VenHub CEO is in the corner saying: “Bro, we were just tryna automate shopping! Why are you seething, fam?” 🤦‍♂️💬 Imagine walking into a store run by a bunch of robots with more personality than your average human cashier 🤖🌪️ — just pure chaos. "Hey, VenHub, how about you teach your bots to *not* crash the stock market next time?" 🛒💥 🔮HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll have fully automated stores manned by disgruntled AIs and they’ll all just be sitting there, judging your snack choices. “You bought THAT with your crypto money?” 🤨💩💰 Mark my words, this is the peak of cringe! 📈💯 So get ready to swerve right into this meme-drenched retail apocalypse, least you wanna be left behind in the shopping cart of doom! 💳💀💥 #VenHub #STONKS