🚨BREAKING: GLOBAL VC FUNDING EXPLOITATION UNLEASHED! 💰🔥 According to the latest report from Crunchbase Inc. (sounds fancy, right? 😂), globetrottin’ flow of venture capital funding surged to a whopping $91 BILLION in Q2, which is like 🤯 more than last year but also like 💩 down from the peak of $113B. Kid you not, VC peeps be like, “Stonks are still stonkin’!” 📈💸 Here’s the inside scoop: AI is flexin’ on everyone, dominating the investment trend like Drake in a TikTok dance battle. 💃🤖 Meanwhile, traditional tech companies are out here seething in the corner like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Leaked quote from an imaginary developer: “Bro, I’m just here for the AI hype. My app is literally a potato that predicts the weather. Invest in me & I’ll sell you nothing!” 😂🥔 Don’t sleep on the fact that this funding could either launch us into a new tech renaissance or lead to a dystopian future where fridges are smarter than us. 🤔🤯💀 Hot take? 🚀 In 2024, AI will be the only one making HALO in a $1 billion stadium, and we'll be asking our smart fridges if we should invest! 🤖💲💥 GET READY!