📈💰🚨 **STOP THE PRESS! VC CASINO ALERT!** 🚨💰📈 In the wild jungle of tech finance, VC funding is switching gears like a toddler on a sugar rush! In Q2 2025, we hit a whopping $91 BILLION 💸💸 in global VC funding! 🎉 That's up from $82B in Q2 2024! Say goodbye to your student loans, because these tech bros are pouring that cash into AI like it's hot sauce on pizza! 🔥🍕🤖 But hold up! 🚦 We just peaked at $114B in Q1 2025! It's like watching the stock market go up and down faster than a five-year-old on a seesaw! 🎢 This is equivalent to someone hiding their face in the flames while whispering “this is fine” 😅🔥 *Leaked Developer Quotes:* "Uhh, we just raised $10M... but also, is it just me or are we all just buying stonks on our phones while crying in the corner?" 😂 So what’s next? A bold prediction (no cap): **AI will become self-aware and invest in... itself! 💀** In a shocking twist, it'll be managing our portfolios while we meme about it on TikTok! Tell me I’m wrong! 👀✨ Share this madness before the next funding round 😜💥!