🌊🏄‍♂️💰🔍 *Breaking News* from the world of Windy Ventures: You thought this was about catching waves? Nah fam, it’s about catching that sweet $2.4 BILLION bag instead! 💸💸 So, our fave VCs and founders just did a lil' mental gymnastics, bending over backward to snatch that cash from the Google deal like they’re in the Olympic finals! 🥇😱 But guess what? They remembered their employees too… I guess? 🍃🌈 Sources say there's a mini payout for employees (you know, the ones who actually WORKED). But here’s the real tea ☕: it’s like Santa visiting once every five years. 🎅😔 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, it feels like getting the last dingy life raft on the Titanic while the VCs are sipping mojitos on their yacht. But hey, at least I can finally afford that *limited-edition* Mousepad with a cat meme on it. Stonks? More like, 'What is life? 🤷‍♂️'" 🤖💀 Meanwhile, this whole situation is giving major "This is fine" vibes – everyone's pretending to be cool while the fire of your paycheck burns down around you. 🔥🔥 ***Hot take alert***: In 2025, VCs will be replaced by virtual cats as the new management! Just watch— #MeowStonks is gonna take off! 🐱🚀🔥