🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE VC WORLD, FOLKS!* 📢🚨 So our boy VC Victor Lazarte is bouncin’ from Benchmark faster than your WiFi at 3 AM during a Netflix binge! 🏃‍♂️💨💰 In just TWO YEARS, this dude backed startups like Mercor, HeyGen, and Decart AI. Sounds fancy, but like, who are they? 🤔 Lemme check my crystal ball… oh wait, that’s just dust from my unvacuumed office! 🧙‍♂️✨ 🎤 *IMAGINARY QUOTE ALERT!* 🎤 “Honestly, I just wanted to leave Benchmark before they tried to make me invest in some cringe NFT art again.” — Victor Lazarte, probably. But fr fr, this transition feels like when Drake says “Hotline Bling” but instead it’s just a bunch of cold calls to boring pitches. 🤡❌📞 But can we see him pulling a *stonks* if he goes for a fresh startup firm? Like, will it be based or a total flop? 🤔🔥 💭 My totally unhinged prediction? Victor’s new firm will explode with wild ideas and Camel-Case startup names, but ONLY if he dons sunglasses and starts referring to himself as “The Venture Whisperer.” 🌌😎 Y’all better buckle up; the tech landscape just got weirder! 🚀🌑