🚨🏦💰 *BREAKING* - Vanta just pulled in a mind-blowing **$150 million** like it’s the hot sauce at Taco Bell! 🌶️🔥 The compliance kings are sitting on a **$4.15 BILLION** throne while the rest of us are still figuring out how to click “I Agree” on those 40-page Terms of Service. No cap! 😂🤑 Why do we even care about compliance? Like, do you think compliance makes your grandma’s cookies taste better? Nah, fam! This is just dudes in hoodies trying to digitally shield our data while flexing on their customers who are still confused about 2FA. 🤖🔒 *“Can you imagine trying to explain to your parents why this is important?”* said some unnamed Vanta dev, probably sipping overpriced artisanal coffee while pretending to work. 🍵💻 And, of course, we’ve got **Wellington Management** up in here like, "Stonks! 📈💥 Let’s throw money at a company that makes sure you don’t accidentally leak your nudes!" But wait, are we going to see Vanta taking over the world with AI-powered GDPR enforcement? *thinks of the dystopian future meme* 🤔 This is fine, right? Mark my words: by 2025, Vanta will be selling compliance NFTs in the metaverse, and we’ll ALL be forced to wear virtual helmets just to survive the next data breach. The real question is: is your mom’s recipe for cookies compliant? 🍪👀💀