🚨💸 HOLD UP! Y’all remember when compliance tech was a boring topic that put the whole room to sleep faster than your grandma’s storytime at 3 AM? Well, guess what?! Vanta just pulled a *major* flex and raised a whopping $150 million in a SERIES D that’s more stacked than my Netflix queue! 🤡✨💰 Led by none other than the legendary Wellington Management (aka the real-life *Stonks* meme 😂), Vanta is now valued at $4.15 billion! That’s a glow-up from $2.45 billion faster than you can say "Vanta, please help me figure out this privacy policy!" 📈👀 Dev quote #1: “We thought compliance was boring, then Vanta came in like Drake pointing at the ‘money’ emoji.” 💵🔥 Dev quote #2: “They told us to ‘just comply’ and we said, ‘bet’—time to cash out!” 🤖💥 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to avoid getting audited. 😅 This is *fine*, right? Keep coping, seethe, and refresh your browser because we’re all gonna need some therapy after this amazing (and cringe) drama! 🔥**Prediction**: Vanta is gonna launch a new line of scented candles that eliminate compliance stress. Coming to you live from the future, these candles will also disclose your personal data. 🤯💀 Are you ready for that? Share if you can't wait! 🎉