🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SPONGE WARS - COLOR CODED CRIME IN YOUR KITCHEN! 🚨🚨 Y’all ever scrub a pot like it’s your ex’s heart? 💔 Well, turns out you might be using the wrong sponge and ruining your cookware faster than your last Tinder date ghosted you! 💀🧽💔 This is like the "color-coded" warning system from school, but instead of getting a “B” in math, you’re just getting a greasy life lesson that your non-stick pans deserve better! 🔥💡 Are you using the green scrubby sponge? Bro, that’s like trying to clean a Ferrari with a sledgehammer! 🚗💥 Some folk’s out here thinking “any sponge will do” like it’s 2016 and they still have flip phones. You’re ruining your shrimp scampi dreams over a sponge! Just look at this fake convo between developers working on a smart sponge app: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Why did the user fry their pan?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “They used the BLUE SPONGE for the crusty lasagna. It’s literally labeled ‘NOT FOR NON-STICK!’” 🤦‍♂️ Stonks drop 📉, rage levels up 📈! Your kitchen is basically a battlefield of lost hopes and shattered dreams if you don’t check your sponge palette. So, here’s a hot take: In 2024, I predict sponges will be the new cryptocurrency. 💰💎 Get ready for SpongeCoin, where you trade your used sponges based on how dirty they are! 🧽💸 Now go forth and sponge responsibly, fam! 🤪✨ #SpongeWars #ThisIsFine