📢💡 *BREAKING NEWS THAT'LL SHORT-CIRCUIT YOUR BRAIN* 🔌🤯: I just found the holy grail of thriftiness – Tapo’s smart power strip! This bad boy has SIX outlets, yes SIX! That’s 6X the chance to roast your bank account and save money on electricity like a pro! 💰💸 Imagine your devices, chilling in the OFF position, yet still getting roasted by the power company, like “😬 You thought you could just unplug me?” — that’s where the Tapo comes in. *Real-time energy tracking?* More like *real-time glow-up for your savings account!* 👀💔 *Leaked developer quote:* “We wanted people to feel the electric *shock* of excitement when seeing their bills drop like they’re at a rave!” - Chad from Product Dev 🎉 And you know what’s cringe? Using outdated power strips like it’s 1999. Time to *get with the program* or just cope with those bills, my dude! 🤖💔 🌟🔥 *Hot take*: By 2025, every home will have so many smart devices that we'll be growing our own Bitcoin in the basement. 💻💥 #SmartOutletMacGyver #ThisIsFine *runs off to buy 10 Tapos and start a power strip cult* 📺🛋️🚀