🚨🔥 Hold onto your data, fam! The VPN Tea is *spilling* ☕! A brand new study has dropped, and it turns out that almost TWO-THIRDS of those “free” VPNs you’re using are like a TikTok dance challenge: ALL fun and games until you realize you’re just exposing your personal info to the world! 💩🕵️‍♂️ Zimperium zLabs did the big-brain research, looking at 800 VPNs like a detective at a bad crime scene. And guess what? Most of ‘em are about as secure as a wet paper bag 🛍️💧! They found these VPNs could leak your data faster than your friend can say “I’ll Venmo you” when they owe you money 💸💀. 👾 "Bro, we love data sharing! Just not YOUR data," said a *totally real* developer we “talked” to 🗣️. "Cope and seethe, losers!" So remember, free ain't free. You’re just a hostage! 🚀🤖 💭 Prediction: By 2025, all free VPNs will just become a new social media platform called "PrivacyTwitter," where you post your data for likes and clout. Stonks 🚀📈💰! Stay safe out there, or you might end up on one of those “This is fine” memes 🔥💀!