"USF Law just said 'AI, teach me!' 🎓🤖 Anthropic giving law school a glow-up! 🚀💀 #FutureLawyers #NoCap"
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: University of San Francisco School of Law just declared 🎓🔥 that they’re summoning the AI overlords! Yup, that’s right! They’re turning Claude—yes, the robot that can't stop quoting *Law & Order*—into your new study buddy. 🤖💼 Imagine 🤯: you strut into class, wearing your snazzy law student outfit (or pajamas, no judgment) and *boom* Claude is there, spitting legal jargon like it just binge-watched every courtroom drama on Netflix. 💀📚 But wait, there’s more! Anthropic is like, “What if we replaced your boring old professor with an AI that probably hates human lawyers?” And suddenly, it's 2035 and law firms are just spam emails from Claude begging for your resume. 🤡💌 Leaked quote from “a totally real Anthropic dev”: “We want students to learn to argue with a bot instead of their roommates. Cope with it!” 🤣📈 What’s next? 🤔 Will they integrate Claude into actual courtrooms? “Objection, your Honor! That’s a cringe argument, fr fr!” 🔥🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, lawyers will be replaced by meme-loving AIs—and they’ll only charge you in *stupid memes*. Prepare your T-shirt prints people, this is gonna get WILD! 🍕💰 #AIOverlords #LawsAreCancelled