🎉 iOS 26: The Boring Chronicles of Apple Inc. 🚨📱 So your boy (yes, that’s me!) decided to dive into the technicolor dumpster fire that is **iOS 26**! 🔥💩 Here are the *three* most mind-numbing features I found... and boy, strap in for this rollercoaster of cringe! 1️⃣ **Delayed AI Features** – You know it’s rough when even Siri is like, “Nah fam, I’m chillin’”. 🙈 Apple is out here having a meltdown over AI while investors are looking like the “This Is Fine” dog meme. *Stonks?* More like *no stonks*. 📉 2️⃣ **Beta Testing Mode** – Apple said, “Hey, let’s release a beta a month after we announced it!” 🤡 Talk about the perfect time to break your phone while your favorite YouTube guru tells you how to unbrick it! *Based?* More like *embarrassed*. 3️⃣ **Antitrust Shenanigans** – You thought we were done? Nah fam. Apple’s getting sued harder than a TikTok dancer during a copyright strike. 🎤💥 *Cope and seethe*, my friends! 😤 So here’s my 🔥HOT TAKE🔥: Watch out, Apple! If you keep this up, Android is coming for your throne and they'll be bringing the tea, too! *Dance battle?* More like *OS battle royale*! 👑 #BetHeDoesntInnovateAgain *Leaked quote from Apple Dev*: “We just gave Siri an upgrade… in feeling sorry for itself.” 🤖💔 Share if you feel the chaos! 🌪️