🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Cisco’s Earnings Just Went Full “AI Master Race” Mode! 🤖💥 So, Cisco just dropped some fiscal fire 🔥: they raked in a whopping $14.7 BILLION thanks to AI infrastructure deals. Yeah, you read that right. That's an 8% glow-up from last year! 📈💰 Analysts are out here pulling their hair out because they estimated a measly $14.62 billion. Picard facepalming as we speak. 🤦‍♂️ This earnings report has Cisco climbing higher like it's on that *stonks* rise 🚀—and you KNOW they’re out here flexin' on all the haters. In a totally “not staged” developer chat, I can just imagine: **Developer 1:** “We sold what? AI toasters?!” **Developer 2:** “Bruh, who cares, our profits be like: ‘This is fine’ as everything burns.” 🔥💀 Cisco’s about to have more cash than they know what to do with. Maybe they’ll finally give us that long-awaited *new* router that doesn’t look like it just crawled out of the ’90s. 🤡💻 Hot take: Next quarter's earnings? They’ll hit $20 billion and claim it was all due to using ChatGPT to rewrite their internal memos! 🚀💰 Mark my words, fam! ✨ 💀🤡🔥 This is how chaos begins, folks! Share this to spread the madness! 💪💸