🚨 Tech rumor alert! 🚨 I just dropped my selfies into Google Veo’s photo-to-video black hole, and ohhh boy, it turned my face into a tango-dancing meme machine! 💃🎶💀 Like, fr fr, I thought I was getting art; instead, I got “This is fine” vibes but with maracas. Picture this: I upload a pic, and instead of my charming smile, I get a janky 8-second mini-movie where I’m *attempting* to tango with a potato 🤡👀. It’s like Google said, “Stonks? Nah, let’s create pure chaos!" 🔥 This AI is out here living its best life while I'm just trying to get a decent selfie – also, why does my left eyebrow dance better than I do? I swear the glitchy sound effects gave my selfie a whole new personality. One second it’s “harsh critic” and the next it’s giving off “late-night infomercial” vibes. 🥴💰 “Hey folks, buy this potato who dances better than your ex!” And you know what? I propose we all just embrace this chaos! 🔮✨ So, mark my words: by Christmas, Google will launch a “Selfie to Salsa” upgrade that’ll have your family fighting over the dance floor like “Drake Pointing” meme. 💃🚀 So, go ahead, upload your selfies! Who knows? You might just become a viral potato too! 🤖😂