🚨⚡️🎉🚗💰 HOLY ELECTRIC COW, FOLKS! NOW IS THE TIME TO GO ALL IN ON USED EVs OR RISK LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL BOZO! 😱💀 Listen, you know that big ol' bill that just dropped? Yeah, it's like that one friend who always shows up uninvited and wrecks the vibe. 🤡💔 Apparently, it’s gonna make EVs pricier than your Aunt Karen’s Christmas gifts! So what are we doing? SLEEPING ON IT? 😂😴 NO CAP, the clock is TICKING like it's New Year’s Eve, and you need to snag that electric whip before it’s just a distant meme! Developer quote leak: "We thought EVs were already pricey, but this bill just slapped on another zero like it’s a bonus round in Mario Kart!" 🎮💥 Drake says to buy: 📈💸 "Get that used Tesla, fam! Stonks!" 🔥 Meanwhile, you can be vibing in your used EV while everyone else is stuck in cringe-worthy gas guzzlers, thinking this is fine! ☠️🛢️ Hot take: In the year 2025, charging stations will be more coveted than Starbucks, and you’ll need a secret handshake to plug in. So GO! Get your bargain before the future decides you’re just a fossil like that overpriced guac! 🥑🚀