🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: USC Takes On Almighty Google in a Patent Throwdown! 🎮🗺️ 🧐 So, you’re telling me the fine folks at USC woke up one day and said, “How can we make Google’s life a living meme?” 🔍💀 And BOOM 💥, they filed a lawsuit faster than you can say “Google Maps can’t find your home!” 🏠😂 According to our *totally reliable source* (aka my roommate’s cat 🐱), a developer at USC was heard saying, “I’m just trying to create the next level of 2D *over* 3D action! Call this the ‘Inception of Mapping’!” 🤯💫 Meanwhile, Google is out here like Drake pointing: “Nah, we do what we want!” 📈🚀 The beef? Clearly, pairing 2D images with 3D models is apparently *too good* and requires a full-on court showdown in Texas! 🤠💰 This is peak “this is fine” vibes as Google throws money like confetti while the lawyers feast on that sweet, sweet patent filing cake. 🎂💥 *Stonks* got a new competitor—lawyer fees! 😂💸 🔥🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next Google Maps update will include a virtual courtroom feature, complete with animated lawyers roasting each other over who patented the concept of *seeing the world* first! Bet! 🤖👀