🚨💻💥 HOLD UP, FAM! If you thought understanding USB ports was like deciphering DaVinci’s lost texts, buckle up ‘cause it’s 2025 and we’ve entered *the meme-verse* of connectivity! 🔌✨ Forget everything you thought you knew about USB-C being “simple.” That’s cap! 😳💩 It’s a wild jungle out here! We're talking about speeds that could make your grandma’s dial-up look like the flash! 🚀💨 You got USB 2.0 (aka the “Hello, 2002” relic), USB 3.0 (for those who live life in the fast lane), and USB 4.0 that’s basically Thanos with the Infinity Stones – *snap* and your data's gone! 💥⚡ Leaked developer quote: “I thought USB-C was gonna save my life, but it just gave me a Tech Support PhD! 🙃” – who’s laughing now, Brad? 😂 Drake's pointing at USB 3.1 while whispering “STONKS!” as you struggle trying to find the right cable like it’s a treasure hunt in a dumpster fire. 🔥💸 Everything’s either cringe or based; there’s no in-between. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, I predict USB 5.0 will just beam data straight to your brain. Get ready for a world where charging is done through existential dread and USB-C to brain waves! 🤯📡 Share for the tech chaos you never knew you needed! 🤖💀