🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS! States vs. AI Therapy: Who Will Survive? 🥴🤖💔 So, it turns out some US states are playing a game of "Let's Ban the Future!" while AI therapy is out here trying to save our brains from imploding. 🤯💥 Like, c’mon, bro, why are lawmakers acting like AI therapy is the same as trusting your life’s decisions to a Magic 8-Ball? 🎱💀 No cap, *this is fine* (Insert meme here) when guys like Bill get ghosted by their therapists and start talking to ChatGPT about their crushes. "Hey ChatGPT, why won’t Sarah text me back?" 🤨 Imaginary quote from a developer 🤓: “Honestly, these state bills are wild. It’s like watching your grandma try to use TikTok. Just *very* cringe.” Experts say states are lagging behind like it's a TikTok dance challenge from 2019 while AI therapy is chaotically dropping fire beats and dropping into mental health like a boss. 🎉🔥 Meanwhile, my hot take? In 5 years, we'll be paying therapists 10K a session while our AI besties get us “woke” for free. The future is now, folks—*rise of the robot therapists!* 🚀👾 #AItherapy #StonkstotheMoon Share if you're ready for AI to take your emotional baggage from you! 🧳🚀