🚨🍿🍕🔥 BREAKING: Google is sweating more than a meme lord at a grammar convention! Judge Brinkema just dropped the Gavel of Doom 🏋️‍♂️🔨, ruling that Google is basically the Thanos of online ads, scooping up monopoly power like it’s candy from a piñata! 🍭💰 Fr fr, this is peak *I’m not saying I’m a villain, but...* vibes. The DOJ is back in town and they’re swinging harder than a kid on a playground swing set 🛝💥, saying Google’s been locking up ad tools like it’s the final boss in Mario Kart! 🚗💨 🔊 Developer Quote Alert: “If we wanted competition, we’d just make our own Tinder for ad tech. But... 🙄 no one’s swiping right.” - *Anonymous Googler* So, it’s a courtroom showdown, folks: will they make Google sell its AdX exchange? That’s like asking if I’ll stop using memes—ain't gonna happen! 😅💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of 2025, we’re gonna see Google split into two companies: Google and Google 2: Electric Boogaloo 🔥🚀. Stonks for everyone! 📈💥 #TakeMyMoney #GoogleNoMore This is fine, right? 🤡💀 Share this chaos and watch the world burn!🌍💥