𝓗𝓞𝓣 𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮 👀🔥 Listen up, fam! PitchBook just dropped the tea ☕️💥— US AI & robotics VC deals exploded faster than my computer when I accidentally run three game emulators at once! 🚀💨 We’re talking a 4x crazy ride ⚡️✨ since 2023, hitting over $160 BILLION in 2025! 🤯💰 WHOA, that’s more than my monthly pizza budget and I’m not even sorry! 🍕💀 Meanwhile in China, they’re trying to catch up at a measly $10 billion 💔😢 – that’s like trying to buy a Benz with pocket change. Eric Guo, the CEO of AI2 Robotics, had to go full *This is Fine* mode while sitting in his new Beijing office contemplating his life choices. 🤡🧠 👀 Fun Fact Alert: You know it’s bad when your funding strategy is basically just “Cope, Seethe, and Cry.” 😂 So what’s the deal? 🎭 Do US investors suddenly think they’re *galaxy brain* for throwing money at robots? 🤖 Or are they just trying to distract us while they secretly plan world domination with their AIs? Listen closely—my hot take: BY 2030, we’ll have AI running for President 🤝 and financing itself with TikTok stonks. 🔥👔💵 Remember, you heard it here first! 😂💥 Don’t forget to share this glorious chaos! 🥳✨