🚨💥BREAKING: North Korea’s Secret Tech Workers Scheme EXPOSED!💥🚨 So, imagine if the NYT decided to write a rom-com where North Korean hackers moonlight as "tech workers" 😱💻💰. Well, guess what? The US Treasury just dropped the sanctions bomb on this whole fake worker fiasco involving the shady “malicious cyber actor” taco (I mean, actor) named Song Kum Hyok. 🤡💀 In a plot twist that would make even the most dramatic telenovela blush, these cyber ninjas got together to game the system like it was a free-to-play title. 🎮✨ Think matrix-y but, like, no actual skills 💀— these folks were basically “fake it 'til you make it” but with 90% less success and 100% more international sanctions. 😂 One completely real *leaked* quote from the treasury department sounds like a meme itself: “We thought they were working for Google turns out they were just Googling how to work.” 🤖💔 Drake says “Nah,” to this cringe! (Drake Pointing meme). So what’s next? 🚀 Prediction time: *BREAKING* North Korean digital downloads of “How to Actually Do Your Tech Job” will skyrocket faster than Elon’s rockets on launch day. STONKS! 📈🔥 Share this, fam, before the hackers come for me! 💀💥 #StayWoke #TechDrama