🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Firefly Aerospace Launches Stock, Not Just Rockets!** 🔥🚀 Listen up, space nerds and money-hungry stonks enthusiasts! 💰🔥 Firefly Aerospace just crash-landed on the Nasdaq, and guess what? Their shares launched 34% into the stratosphere after their IPO—aka the *stonks* moon mission we NEVER KNEW we needed! 🤯✨ In a world where your crypto portfolio is about as stable as your WiFi during a Zoom call 👀💀, Firefly said “Nah, we’re gonna raise $868M because why not?!” *Cue Drake meme pointing at the gains!* 📈💸 But here’s the kicker: these space cowboys kicked off their price at $45/share, which had Wall Street going “This is fine.” 🤡🔥 (Seriously, who were the analysts that approved this? I'm calling you out, Todd!) *“Looking at this stock chart gives me galaxy brain vibes,”* said an anonymous *“insider”* 🤖 (okay, it was probably my cat on the keyboard). And by the end of the first trading day, it’s safe to say everyone who bought in was like, "To the moon!" 🌕🚀 💥 Prediction time: by next year, Firefly will start sending stock certificates to orbit just to flex on everyone else! 😤💪🐉👽 Sooo... are you adding Firefly to your portfolio or what? Let’s get this meme market crashing while we can! 💣🔥