🚨🤡 BREAKING: Tech Startups Have Lost Their Minds Over Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” 🤡🚨 So, hold up, peeps! 🔥 Remember when we thought 2025 was just some distant future where we all lived in flying cars and were ruled by sentient AI? Well, buckle up because the US tech startups are dusting off their hiring plans like they’re searching for their long-lost AirPods! 🦾💰 Thanks to President Trump's shiny new R&D tax deduction bill, everyone’s ready to play the stonk market 🤟📈. Like, hello? Is this a plot twist or what? *Leaked developer quote*: “I used to cry every time I opened my GitHub. Now I’m just crying tears of joy while we hire like we’re living in a meme!” 😂💀 But let’s be real, this feels like watching the dog from that “This Is Fine” meme chill next to a burning dumpster 🌊🔥. Will these startups turn into hiring machines or are they just coping hard? 🤷‍♂️ Pro tip: They better come equipped with those ‘new hire’ snacks or else it’s straight to the cringe zone. Hot take alert: 2025 will be the year when Zoom interviews become an Olympic sport, and if you’re not hiring someone named Chad, are you even doing it right? 🚀🦸‍♂️💼💯 *initiating chaos mode activated* 🔥💥